As seem on ABC TV's "Videos After Dark with Bob Saget," April Brucker shows you how to avoid embarrassing towel drops, slips and whoops when pizza delivery, room service or a blind date is at your door! Includes Bonus Instruction Pamphlet and how-to video link. Order today for only $29.95 including shipping.

Skinny Dip Day
Go ahead, make my lips move!
Shipping Options
As God is my witness, I'll never bomb again!
I love the smell of bad jokes in the evening!
April gets stumped
Feeling The Blues!
Help, Give thrown my voice and can't get up!
Say Hello to my little dummy!
Being a vent means never having to move your lips!

Vent Gear

Standup Gear

Come up and see me sometime!
Naked Hiking Day
Why don't you come up sometime and pull my strings!
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy set.
Naked Gardening Day
Round up the usual dummies!
Here's looking at you dummy!

April Posters

Are you laughing at my jokes? Well, are you punk?

Copyright © 2021 April Brucker. All rights reserved.

Bikini Fireworks
Frankly my vent, I don't give a damn!

April Apparel for Standups & Vents

Each slogan is available on dozens of products in multiple colors! 

April Showers
Wave & A Kiss
There's no crying in comedy!

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Button Buster
I'm going to tell you a joke you can't refuse.
Naked Gardening Day
I am big. It's the comedy clubs that got small!
Out & About
I've always depended on the laughter of strangers