Naked Gardening Day

As seem on ABC TV's "Videos After Dark with Bob Saget," April Brucker shows you how to avoid embarrassing towel drops, slips and whoops when pizza delivery, room service or a blind date is at your door! Includes Bonus Instruction Pamphlet and how-to video link. Order today for only $29.95 including shipping.

Go ahead, make my lips move!
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Vent Gear

Standup Gear

April gets stumped
Naked Gardening Day
I am big. It's the comedy clubs that got small!

April Apparel for Standups & Vents

Each slogan is available on dozens of products in multiple colors! 

There's no crying in comedy!
April Showers
Say Hello to my little dummy!
Wave & A Kiss
Being a vent means never having to move your lips!
Frankly my vent, I don't give a damn!
Here's looking at you dummy!
As God is my witness, I'll never bomb again!
I love the smell of bad jokes in the evening!

April Posters

Are you laughing at my jokes? Well, are you punk?
Why don't you come up sometime and pull my strings!
Bikini Fireworks
Round up the usual dummies!
Come up and see me sometime!
Naked Hiking Day
I've always depended on the laughter of strangers
Help, Give thrown my voice and can't get up!
Skinny Dip Day

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Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy set.
Out & About
Feeling The Blues!
I'm going to tell you a joke you can't refuse.