April Apparel for Standups & Vents

Each slogan is available on dozens of products in multiple colors! 

There's no crying in comedy!

For more April Brucker merch, visit her Official Merch Shop on Redbubble.com.

Say Hello to my little dummy!
Wave & A Kiss
Bikini Fireworks
Naked Gardening Day
Skinny Dip Day
Round up the usual dummies!
Being a vent means never having to move your lips!
Frankly my vent, I don't give a damn!
Go ahead, make my lips move!
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Here's looking at you dummy!

Vent Gear

As God is my witness, I'll never bomb again!

Standup Gear

I love the smell of bad jokes in the evening!
April gets stumped
Are you laughing at my jokes? Well, are you punk?
April Showers
I've always depended on the laughter of strangers
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy set.
Button Buster
Help, Give thrown my voice and can't get up!
Feeling The Blues!

TJGL by April Brucker

Why don't you come up sometime and pull my strings!

Enjoy April year-round with her 2022 photo calendar APRIL IN THE WOODS. New York photographer Jess Caughron captures American actress, comedienne and TV personality April Bruckerau natural at secluded sites in Vermont's Green Mountains. (Adults 18+)

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April Posters

Come up and see me sometime!
Naked Hiking Day
Out & About
I am big. It's the comedy clubs that got small!
I'm going to tell you a joke you can't refuse.
Naked Gardening Day