I am big. It's the comedy clubs that got small!

April Apparel for Standups & Vents

Each slogan is available on dozens of products in multiple colors! 

There's no crying in comedy!
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy set.
Button Buster
Help, Give thrown my voice and can't get up!
Say Hello to my little dummy!
Round up the usual dummies!
Being a vent means never having to move your lips!
Go ahead, make my lips move!
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Vent Gear

As God is my witness, I'll never bomb again!
I love the smell of bad jokes in the evening!
April gets stumped
Naked Gardening Day

Enjoy April year-round with her 2022 photo calendar APRIL IN THE WOODS. New York photographer Jess Caughron captures American actress, comedienne and TV personality April Bruckerau natural at secluded sites in Vermont's Green Mountains. (Adults 18+)

Frankly my vent, I don't give a damn!
Here's looking at you dummy!

Standup Gear

I'm going to tell you a joke you can't refuse.
Naked Gardening Day
Out & About


TJGL by April Brucker

Why don't you come up sometime and pull my strings!
Bikini Fireworks
Skinny Dip Day

Copyright © 2022 April Brucker. All Rights Reserved.

Come up and see me sometime!
Naked Hiking Day
Are you laughing at my jokes? Well, are you punk?
I've always depended on the laughter of strangers
Wave & A Kiss
April Showers

For more April Brucker merch, visit her Official Merch Shop on Redbubble.com.

Feeling The Blues!

April Posters