Don't Read My Lips! 

America’s Foremost Female Ventriloquist

Reveals the Secrets of How to be a Successful Vent


Whether you’re interested in ventriloquism as an occupation, a hobby or just a pastime, "Don’t Read My Lips!" is for everyone from novices to professionals. American actress, comedienne and reality television personality April Brucker reveals the secrets of a successful vent who has entertained on network television, off-Broadway and in Las Vegas. Her informative how-to guide includes chapters on the history of ventriloquism, easy steps to learn ventriloquism, staring out with your first figure, creating your figure’s character and writing an entertaining routine. April shares her expertise on how to become a professional ventriloquist, getting booked on television and dealing with the unexpected. Plus, she reveals amusing anecdotes from her career that have served as valuable learning experiences. (CFBP Bestsellers • ISBN-10 : 0984208585 • ISBN-13 : 978-0984208586 • $19.95 USD.)

Don't Read My Lips by April Brucker

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April ON TOP

2025 Calendar


In her 2025 photo calendar, "April On Top," American actress, author, comedienne, recording artist, and television personality April Brucker enjoys modeling her wardrobe of minimal tops (and nothing else!) in the U.S. Southwest desert.


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“Merry Christmas, I’m So Glad I Didn’t Marry You!”


Television ventriloquist April Brucker has been just desperately seeking “Mr. Okay” ever since her ex-fiancé made her choose between him and her puppets, as chronicled by the "Daily Mail" UK tabloid. Now, April and her puppet sidekick May Wilson extend holiday greetings to a long line of “Mister Not-So-Okays” in their debut audio recording, “Merry Christmas, I’m So Glad I Didn’t Marry You!” Now available on Apple Music, Deezer, iTunes, Pandora, Spotify, and YouTubeMusic.


  • "April Brucker’s holiday single brings festive sass with Merry Christmas (I’m So Glad I Didn’t Marry You!)." LyricOdyssey.com


  • "With its unique blend of humor, heartache, and holiday cheer, Merry Christmas, I’m So Glad I Didn’t Marry You is poised to become a modern holiday classic." Korliblog


  • "Check out the hilarious holiday track Merry Christmas, I'm So Glad I Didn't Marry You! by April Brucker! A mix of novelty, comedy, and pop that will surely bring some laughs this season." Indie Music Artists


  • "The dynamic duo bring a witty twist to the festive season, offering an anthem for anyone who has ever dodged a disastrous relationship, just in time for the holidays."Thomathy Entertainment